If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.
If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
There is a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
If you want something done, ask a busy person.
Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
We women talk too much, but even then we don’t tell half what we know.
I’ve often thought it unfair that women are expected to stay at home when there’s a fight to be won. If a woman has the strength to bear a child, she can swing a sword as well as any man.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.
For mad I may be, but I will never be convenient.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
I’d much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they’re the first to be rescued off sinking ships.
No woman who had been intimate with a god was easily disturbed.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.
Why are women… so much more interesting to men than men are to women
